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Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    A successful engineer flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. But to no avail.
    The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the engineer was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
    One year later the engineer, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The engineer thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
    The engineer got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to blow me on the way?" "What?! Get Out, out of my cab, you scum." The engineer got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result - getting kicked out of each taxi. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."The engineer said "O.K." and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the engineer gave a big smile and a thumbs up.
     
  2. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    Lol. Not exactly a leg-slapper, but great nonetheless.
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    I love revenge jokes.
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    funny and actually not a bad idea :thumbsup:
     
  8. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Heh. Got a solid chuckle out of me.
     
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    Kanned Beast

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    Haha, thanks for that.
     
  10. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Except in the real world, some half crazy, scrubby ass looking cabbie would say "20 bucks" and drive away with you.
     
  11. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    actually, they would probably just give away the cab ride in exchange to GIVE the blowjob. vegas is fucking crazy.
     
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