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    "Little Johnny Answers the Question"

    Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
    Little Johnny: "None."

    Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

    Little Johnny: "None."

    Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

    Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

    Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

    Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

    Teacher: "Sure."

    Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

    Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

    Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
     
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    sorry didn't know it was a repost...
     
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    Please refer to our FAQ. There is no need to post your topic more than once.

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