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JOTD: Will I live to be 80 ?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I recently visited my primary care doctor for the first time in several years.
    After some exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer, wine or liquor ?" I lied and replied "no and I'm not doing drugs either other than your prescribed medications for Blood pressure and Cholestrol."

    He then asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" Again I lied and said, "No, you told me that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    Then he asked, "do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    He then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex ?"

    "No."

    He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
     
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    haha is that for real, thats funny as hell
     
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    lmao. good shit
     
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