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    Hugh Hefner Rejects Kelly Osbourne for 'Playboy' at Hollywood.com


    Hefner Rejects Osbourne for 'Playboy'

    By WENN | Wednesday, January 24, 2007

    HOLLYWOOD - Hugh Hefner has turned down the chance to have former reality TV star Kelly Osbourne appear in his magazine, Playboy.

    The Osbournes star, 22, expressed her desire to appear in the glamorous publication last year, but Hefner insists she is not naturally beautiful enough.

    The 80-year-old says, "I can't see it happening somehow--we don't airbrush to that extent."
     
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    Yeah, he's a douche. He turned me down as well ='(
     
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    I heard about that yesterday. He's a dick, but I agree with not wanting to see that tubbo in there.
     
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    i dont think id be able to beat off for a fuckin year after seeing that pudgy bitch naked :puke:
     
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    i want to stab her in the face... along with her brother.

    way to go hef, thank you for not doing something that would totally ruin your magazine.
     
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    nice job :) stealing my link hahah
     
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    This does go against what Heff himself said about the magazine; Beauty isn't the subject, celebrity and dignity are.

    What a wrinkly old fuck. I hope he chokes on his smoking jacket.

    PS If you're reading this Heff, Trump called me LAUGHING HIS OFF at the trashy augmented shitwhores you have walking around your mansion. And he wanted me to remind you that he gets to fuck every Miss beauty contestant in the pageant. Then he said "Nooch" and I swear he took a hit off your daughter's bong.
     
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    lol and we all know now not slutty beauty pagent girls are....

    playboy models = beauty pagent girls
     
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh My Eyes!!!!!
     
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    I was in a beauty pageant. When I was 5. Maybe I should pose for playboy. If they airbrush I got a chance. :lol:

    I agree with Heffie on this one. Gotta love El Jefe.
     
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    shit, if they airbrush I have a chance.
     
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    hahaha
     
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    i think i'd rather see the old lady to be honest... lol
     
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    id rather drive a 12 penny nail through the head of my penis with a brick
     
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    i'll pass on all that noise..
     
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    living up to your last name :p
     
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