A mailman decided to take early retirement. When the small community he worked in found out, they decided they should do something nice since he served them for all these years. So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house, and the home owner welcomed him in, they gave him a pile of gifts and thanked him for services well done. At the second house, they gave him a cheque for $100, and the third house, a cheque for $200. At the next house, a well endowed blond answers the door. She is wearing the sheerest of pajamas, and motions him to follow her upstairs. The mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge breakfast, waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, a cup of coffee with a $5 bill underneath. The mailman was so happy, but curious, so he said to the blond, "Thank you, this has been the best day of my life, you have been more than kind, but I have to ask, what's the $5. dollar bill for?" The lady replied, "Oh that, I asked my husband what shall we do for you, and he said, "Screw him! Give him $5 bucks", but the breakfast was my idea."