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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
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    >>1) That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong
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    >>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
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    >>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
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    >>4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk
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    >>5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
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    >>6) Did you go to the beach? ................. Wai Yu So Tan
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    >>7) I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
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    >>8) I think you need a face lift ............. Chin Tu Fat
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    >>9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim
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    >>10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
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    >>11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King
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    >>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
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    >>13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo
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    >>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
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    >>15) Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
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    >>16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    thats not teh funny.
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    holy shit....where do people come up with this shit....lol....reminds me of Rush Hour 2 for some reason....
     
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    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    that fa kin su pah!
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I love it! Now for a little German:

    Virgin.............Gudn Tite
    Bra................Stopem furm floppn
     
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    kyleirwin Retired OG

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    pretty funny, but i didn't get this one...
    See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
    anybody care to clear it up?
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    :roll: come here now.....
     
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    come here now
     
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    old------ but funny :)
     
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    kyleirwin Retired OG

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    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    Sound more like japanese :D
     
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    LMAO! I just read it. Thats good, I am going to show people this engrish! :lmao:
     
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    i wha mi fi min uts bah
     
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    I think you killed it......... :chair:
     
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    not really...infact, not at all
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :werd:

    You can't even begin to approximate Chinese pronounciations with English letters anyway... so :p :p :p
     
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