I think the life cycle is all backwards........ You should start out dead, and get that out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home and start feeling better each day. You eventually get kicked out for being too healthy and go live off your pension for a few years, see the world! Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement, then it's off to college to drink beer and party!! Go through high school then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a baby, and then... You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in a spa like condition with central heating, room service on tap, larger living quarters every day. And then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.