>>The Nun teaching church school was speaking to her class one Sunday >>morning >>and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven... which part >>of >>your body goes first?" >> >>Mary raised her hand and said, "I think it's >>your hands." >> >>"Why do you think it's your hands"? Mary >>replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold >>your hands together in front of you and God >>just takes your hands first!" >> >>"Oh what a wonderful answer!" the Nun said. >> >>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." >> >>The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little >>Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" >> >>Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the >>other >>night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was screaming, "O >>God, I'm coming!" If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost >>her." >> >>The Nun fainted.