>>The Nun teaching church school was speaking to her class one Sunday
>>morning
>>and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven... which part
>>of
>>your body goes first?"
>>
>>Mary raised her hand and said, "I think it's
>>your hands."
>>
>>"Why do you think it's your hands"? Mary
>>replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold
>>your hands together in front of you and God
>>just takes your hands first!"
>>
>>"Oh what a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
>>
>>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
>>
>>The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
>>Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
>>
>>Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
>>other
>>night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was screaming, "O
>>God, I'm coming!" If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost
>>her."
>>
>>The Nun fainted.
>>morning
>>and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven... which part
>>of
>>your body goes first?"
>>
>>Mary raised her hand and said, "I think it's
>>your hands."
>>
>>"Why do you think it's your hands"? Mary
>>replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold
>>your hands together in front of you and God
>>just takes your hands first!"
>>
>>"Oh what a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
>>
>>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
>>
>>The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
>>Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
>>
>>Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
>>other
>>night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was screaming, "O
>>God, I'm coming!" If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost
>>her."
>>
>>The Nun fainted.
