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    >>The Nun teaching church school was speaking to her class one Sunday
    >>morning
    >>and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven... which part
    >>of
    >>your body goes first?"
    >>
    >>Mary raised her hand and said, "I think it's
    >>your hands."
    >>
    >>"Why do you think it's your hands"? Mary
    >>replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold
    >>your hands together in front of you and God
    >>just takes your hands first!"
    >>
    >>"Oh what a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
    >>
    >>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
    >>
    >>The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
    >>Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
    >>
    >>Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
    >>other
    >>night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was screaming, "O
    >>God, I'm coming!" If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost
    >>her."
    >>
    >>The Nun fainted.
     
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