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lol- chuck norris strikes back

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    The people who have created ones that he doesn't like are dead now from a roundhouse to the face. Beware.
     
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    Sounds more like a plug for his book to me.

    <<cliffnotes>> Chuck Norris basically is saying "I am not ashamed of what's being said. Infact, read my latest book to find out about the real me so I can get rich....again."
     
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    hmmm, so where did all this chuck norris nonsense start?

    could all this hoopla be related to a PR stunt to promote his new books?

    anyone notice the CHRISTIAN section of his website?
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    he worked with president bush. what do you expect? he IS a red state.
     
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    Somehow I doubt that...

    And Jesus was not crucified...He questioned Chuck Norris's repetitive use of the roundhouse kick. Shortly thereafter, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Jesus to the face. Consequently, Chuck Norris died in 1997, but was sent back to earth because Jesus is still nursing a black eye from the prior incident.
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
     
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    Yeah, see, that one's already been posted. Therefore it isn't funny anymore.
     
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    his web site sucks
     
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