I'll be leaving on September 1st and heading down to Utica, and from there I'll take 90 west out to near Chicago, where I'll pick up 80 west all the way to Salt Lake City. From there, I'll head west on 84, and in Ontario, Oregon, I'll be on Rt. 20 'till I get to Bend. If any of you live near that route, feel free to set up banners on the overpasses that say stuff like, "Loco Honkey fucking ownz jo0!" or something. Hey, maybe line up on the overpasses and cheer me on like OJ. Most likely, I'll have a few smokies in tow.