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My Balls Are Huge.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Loco Honkey, Jun 18, 2003.

  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant. It's like I have a pair of Epcot centers dangling between my legs. Of course, you have to have a pretty big pair to say some of the things I've said, and then go on national TV. That's part of the reason my balls are so astronomical. The last nine or ten false readings in gravity wave detectors have been due to the gravity field of my nads. They're just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).

    I've made a chart to help you get a feel for the size of my jewels:

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    I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry for the kid, but he had it coming. Nobody can step to my nuts. My ex-girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the bitch out cold. The best teabagging she ever received, and I wasn't even trying.

    http://maddox.xmission.com/
     
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    2fastCRX Senior Member

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    What in the hell are you on? Why would we want to know how big your nuts are?
     
  3. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BALLS
     
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    your a comedian dude. dont quit ur day job.
     
  5. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    OK, I guess you simpletons didn't get it... Maddox kicks ass, and I posted that because it kicks ass. Click the link at the bottom of the post and you'll see that indeed, they're not my balls. Wow. Christ, I feel like I'm explainig how a car door handle works to a retard...
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Yes, but THIS is funnier.
     
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    :lol:
     
  10. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Yes, that is damn funny, and that is funnier then the first. :lol:
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    This is my personal favorite on that site



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    I am a gay homosexual who likes to get analE butt fux0red in da' mornin.

    thank you, drive through.
     
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    Integrex-Si, you're a fuckin ass. Why don't you try growing up some? :newbie:
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Bwahahahahaha :lol:
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Integrex-Si, don't bring your ass chewing you got in the other thread for being a fucking retard into others threads.
     
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    this is funnier than both of those:

    http://maddox.xmission.com/signs.html

    you might have to copy and paste that lol
     
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    :lol: That's hilarious, but I totally agree with him, that had to be the worst ending in a movie i've ever seen.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: I didn't mind signs, but he is so right, the movie didn't go anywhere. :lol:
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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