My fears are coming true ...

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Aside from two of my friends younger 20 year old brother, out of my group of friends I'm the only one who isn't married, and so far 3 of my married friends have kids/are pregnant. I realized exactly what you realized about 5 years ago, and since then three of them got married. :/
 
You guys need to hurry up and get out and spread around some of that baby gravy.
 
So you're 22 and you haven't knocked a bitch up yet? Damn son, you need to get out more. You're keeping your wild oats in the bag, and that shit shoulda been planted 2 seasons ago. You ought to have 3 or 4 baby mamas by now.

You guys need to hurry up and get out and spread around some of that baby gravy.

right. Just get really drunk and claim one lol.

I just realize Im not ready for that kinda responsibility.
 
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