I got some poon before going out, but I thought, "what the hell". I'll get her drunk whilst she dances with her cousin, and hit the local shit ass club. Later on, I'll hit the poon again. Plan failed miserably. My GF is passed the fuck out over my toilet, won't even go to bed. She won't drink water, and I'm bound to deal with a hung over beotch for the next day. SOOOOOOOO. I'm drinking bitches, even tho I'm buzzed and it's 2:06am here right now. I might as well be hung over and cranky as well. I was the driver so I made sure that I wasn't too drunk to drive home earlier.