Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by nootrac22, Nov 8, 2007.
this shit is too funny
Looking for love
Should've just posted "Looking to get your MONEY."
I am looking for a man who makes more then $50,000 a year. I know this sounds like i am a gold digger but I really am not. I am looking for true love and my soul mate. I am a very loyal woman and love with every fiber of my being. I enjoy the finest things in life but i can also get down and dirty. I love life and everything it has to offer my kids and me. I am looking for a permanent relationship. I am not after your money but it helps and i just want to be secure.
I am looking for a man who can take care of my kids and me. A man who has a good job and who has no problem with me being a stay at home, mom, and work from home when i feel like it.
I do not drive so if you would like see me you would have to come to me.
Should've just posted "Looking to get your MONEY." - 29
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-10-30, 4:44PM EDT
"I'm a lazy bitch with alot of baggage, a bunch of kids, a sickly mother for you to care for, and all I need from you is to buy my kids new Nikes and drive your new mini-van, to take them to soccer practice. (even though you need to work two jobs to support my lazy ass)I am a freeloader who doesn't work, sits home and eats bon-bons while watching soaps. I don't have a car or driver's license, nor do I want one. I don't want to work. I sit home and collect food stamps. I'm a welfare hood rat and at the same time a high maintenance overweight prima-donna. Please help me.- And by the way, I'm looking for love, but only if you make over $50,000.00 per year." (That's what you should have posted.)
I am glad I'll never resort to searching craigs list for women.
I love this part of your translation
"drive your new mini-van, to take them to soccer practice"
"I don't have a car or driver's license, nor do I want one."
She should just post nudes on there. Might have better luck for "love".
50K isn't enough to support anyone, in my neck of the woods. She would prolly shit if I sent her a reply.
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