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"I'm a lazy bitch with alot of baggage, a bunch of kids, a sickly mother for you to care for, and all I need from you is to buy my kids new Nikes and drive your new mini-van, to take them to soccer practice. (even though you need to work two jobs to support my lazy ass)I am a freeloader who doesn't work, sits home and eats bon-bons while watching soaps. I don't have a car or driver's license, nor do I want one. I don't want to work. I sit home and collect food stamps. I'm a welfare hood rat and at the same time a high maintenance overweight prima-donna. Please help me.- And by the way, I'm looking for love, but only if you make over $50,000.00 per year." (That's what you should have posted.)