I took every post and copied and pasted it all into one big story:
Today was Brian's first mental breakdown. Brian guzzled seventeen beers and then smoked some purple haze out of an old pipe bomb which doubled as a fisting device once owned by a rabid dwarf from Uranus who had masterbated elephants with his tiny penis.
After smoking two blunts filled with styrofoam, Brian then went on hondaswap and banned your mom because she smoked cock like a redheaded stepchild. Then he beat her with his HUGE WANG filled with that reckedracing is jealous of his Massive Green moldly wang that cant seem to impress girls or guys.
Except one day, there was an old lady who could smoke cock better than a hooker with herpes all over her lips and tounge. The lady pulled out a flacid galactic dildo made of tree branches.
Three illegal immigrants went stealing hondas down by the track where they found the black tar that they stole from two white hookers who knew Brian and gave him Clamydia.
There once was an angry midget from nantucket that socked his mom in the poop chute with a ballpean hammer she enjoyed (dude, that doesn't even make sense structurally. you suck at english. This thread sucks) similar to your wife whose tits are saggy and look like eggs with cottage-cheese in the super-saucer-sized nipples that she thinks will taste good. Although, she first needs a good fresh douche before she has a hot shower. Yes, GOLDEN dreams of golden showers with a toothless redneck pounding her in the back door of her newly bought skyline, while pressed on the hood. She missed the dog gently humping the couch.
Meanwhile, back in space, Nigel Beezley was breaking a sweat eating lots of tampons laced with jizzz and wanted more white cream on her chocolate starfish.
Just then, someone knocked a lemur into orbit.
Meanwhile, back in brian's garage, he shorted out the wires by touching the APC muffler bearings. He yelled,"FOR SALE: $10 OBO!". Then a little ricer with japenese letters on his gooch decided to go ape-shit and drove his broken rusted shitbox into another snowbank because his drunk Mother was totally doable. And bryan did her without protection and managed to get genital warts while still being treated for the ass herpes and Chlamydia. He got Fu*ked in the ear then decided to go butt naked to the porn shop to buy lots of An@l Probes; big ones. By tonight, his leg will feel numb and rat infested because of mouse poop in his tailpipe that cant seem to stay welded on because JB weld rocks ass!
Meanwhile, back at the clubhouse, an old jackass named Humpty Dumpty walked to the ghetto to buy three Blunts with his large amount of cash. When he suddenly got bent over by arabian camels.
In all the crackhouse, south central is the best looking landfill in the whole and you... This sucks more than Taco's mom swallows cock... My Car is a rice rocket that smokes mopeds & bicycles because it had NAAAAWWWWWZZZZZZZ. Hondaswap members don't always know what to write, because this thread fucking sucks big goat balls.
Continuing on, famous Wil started a ebay feud with a menstrating cunt who clearly was a botched abortion by coat-hanger. Work sucks.
Now that we have your attention, please keep your hands inside the goddamn bus!!!, said the ebay chick, after she fell over his knees and started touching his long hairy fore arm of death. Then she begged for her life as a little troll started to spank her. She then bit him and ran. He chased the troll into the cock cave and fell asleep.
Meanwhile, outside in the tundra, Slammed90lude was slammin his finger in some dead cows ass.
On the top of the boneyard was where the chicken layed it's feathers back.
As they sang their sailor dirges, Papa Smurf fucked a smurfing smurf. Then he licked his crusty finger after he pulled it from her hairy armpit. After that, Ron Jeremy stood over and pissed on the hookers face when she opened her legs, which by that time, Ron fell asleep. When he rolled over, stone dead.
