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no wonder i never get laid

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    welp, my gramps has a porsche, bmw, and a mercedes..guess i should start borrowing them pretty soon here
     
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    Dammit... I knew that I should have bought that '89 Peugeot Mi16. Why aren't there any Japanese cars on that list? I thought for sure that me in a GS-R would be mad sexy... and so much for owning an Alltrac. :(




    :p
     
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    haha, nice find. even more reason to :buyanm:
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    i get laid three times a week
     
  8. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I think about getting laid 3 times a week. Yeah thats about it.

    I'm gonna go buy that Beemer now...
     
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    i have gotten laid 0 times per week since august, with the exception of the occasional weekend home

    but after friday i'll be back to my porn star status of 7-10 times per week- fuck the beemer, buy a honda civic with no motor :p
     
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    B, no offense, but the reason you probably aren't getting laid is cuz you are ugly, I have the same problem.
     
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    they're all probably getting laid from their wives or prostitutes it just doesn't say it in the article.
     
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    :lol:

    naw, i don't get laid cuz i think everyone else is ugly. and all these girls have tits. wtf
     
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    You don't like boobs B? Then maybe the reason you aren't getting laid is you are going after the wrong sex? No offense of course :D
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Sounds about right... I don't own a BMW. Oh well. Good luck B! :lmao:
     
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    at least me and Calesta are on the same page
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Calesta and I... lol

    damn i'm bored
     
  17. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Yes and Yes. :lol:

    Correct spelling and grammar are always good to have.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    a few times a week.

    on another note - you dont need a fucking car to get laid. you need confidence. B)
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Very very true. I didn't have a car a few years ago, and 20 times a week wasn't a problem at all.
     
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