OMG - Nealry died laughing

[posol]

so, im on h-t....

and i see in TonyXcom's sig 3 threads... knwoing him, and the character he is, i take a look.

I nearly shit myself and got fired for laughing.

here's the thread- http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=368995

here's some highlights

Crap!!!! I cant please my girl. 2:41 PM 12/26/2002


Ive been with her for a year and shes only had a couple of orgasms. Yesterday I tried for about an hour muching on her thing and no luck.

My suggestion, buy this book:
http://www.goofyfootpress.com/main.html
The Guide To Getting It On

There is a difference between a gay straight woman and a straight gay woman.

try choking her.

Maybe you have the "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" syndrome?

I am the clit commander!

Maybe she's nervous around you? Or you're too nervous to, well, function properly?

Mind fuck her man

You have to look at oral sex like you're a pitcher in the World Series. If you just throw sliders, you're going to lose. Mix it up. Start of with a change up. Then maybe a couble of high heaters. Toss in a few curves, and don't forget the knuckle ball.
If you feel like cheating, a spitball might be a good plan!

Three words - SQUAT POT PIE.

Donkey punch, choking, and some power tools

get her the hello kitty vibrator.

If all else fails, it's viagara time. Pound her into submission

Baseball bat. The thick end first.

Home girl better be a freak or she will slap your backdoor exploring ass right out of the room.

If all else fails try:
hot carl
dirty sanchez
mexican gas pedal
strawberry shortcake
houdini
and if shes a lil on the hefty side, rodeo

I see you drive a civic Si, that explains everything

So did any of the tips work?

no

best thread ive ever read

 

[Slo86GT]

I guess you just had to be there... :roll:

 

[sportlinecrx]

:bo: holy sheeeit man!! :bo:

 

[posol]

Originally posted by SiR Kid@Aug 29 2003, 06:10 AM
I guess you just had to be there... :roll:

come on man! the dud says he sucks t eating out his girl! its the best thread ever!!! lol

 

[Slo86GT]

Have you guys looked at the DATE on these posts...

Holy old post, Batman!

 

[posol]

i know its old as fuck- but its hailirious!!!

 

[dveit]

Nice find B.

btw, you have no life.... lol

 

[BigJ]

 

[Tonyd0821]

best thing to do is what he said...the change-up.

then after she is going for a half hour or so, flick ur tounge on the clit, THEN for the finale, suck on her clit,
hard fast and sloppy.
works EVERY single time.

i challenge one woman to prove me wrong

 

[Sweet InStinct]

Maybe u guys can learn a thing or two huh?

LOL
yea NICE FIND B!.. :unsure: i worry about u sometimes..

 

[E_SolSi]

great find B


someone even suggested the "chili dog" LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[phunky.buddha]

 

[JDMilan]

nice find, and hello and welcome to--well you konw.......lol


Milan