Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, Feb 12, 2007.
A man is driving home to work, speeding.
He gets pulled over, cop asks where he's headed to so fast
The guy tells him to work
Cop asks what he does for work
The man tells him he's a rectum stretcher
Cop says, rectum stretcher, whats that?
Man says, well, I start with a finger. Then another finger, then a hand, then an arm. I keep on stretching until its a full 6 feet apart.
Cop says, what do you do with a 6 foot asshole?
Man says, we stick him on the side of the road with a radar gun
True story about a guy getting pulled over by the cops.
My dad's friend was driving home from Wildwood to Staten Island. He was late for work and speeding at 6 in the morning. Cop pulls him over and says, "I've been waiting for an asshole like you all night...". My dad's friend goes, "I got here as fast as I could!!".
Cop laughed so hard he let him go.
I'll have to try that.
ive been to wildwood. neat roller coaster they have on the boardwalk down there.
Holy shit, good one
I'll have to try this as well
NJ Parkway for the loss.
The freefall, rock climbing walls, and bungee are more fun in my opinion.
Wildwood has gone downhill in recent years, formally it was known as a well-to-do beach town and now its become a pitfall.
Still no ...... <slushbox, fill in the blank of what beach town is the dirtiest town in NJ>
SEASIDE. I go there to get drunk and beat up Gotti looking mother fuckers when I get pissed in the summer.
I have actually never been on any of the rides in Wildwood. Only a few in Seaside. I really like Pt. Pleasant, it's still rather clean.
Actually that happened in Staten Island. I'd rather the Parkway than 95 though. Come to think of it, I have never been pulled over on the Parkway. Knock on wood.
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