I think I'll rant about stupid farmers in their huge red trucks. (POS Chevy's)
I'm leaving the vocational school I go to (instead of my high school) and I drive up to a 4 way stop. Me and The Angry Farmer get to the intersection at the same time. He's to the left of me, so I have right of way. But of course he had to be a jackass in a hurry and fly in front of me as I started to turn right (he did a rolling stop because he went straight, get the picture?). Well, I'm obviously one pissedoffaccord. So I tailgate his truck for two blocks. Then we hit an intersection. Before the light the road splits into three lanes (a left turn, straight, and straight/right lanes)in the direction I'm driving. Most people are in the middle lane because then you just go straight on through after the intersection when the two straight lanes go back into one. Of course you can go straight in the far right lane, too. So the Angry Farmer, who's in a massive hurry, decides to go in the right lane so when the light turns green, he can floor it and pass everyone else going straight ahead. I get an idea and go behind him. The light turns green, and we both floor it. Just as both of us pass the middle lane of cars, I take the left lane and floor it, matching the trucks speed. That way he has to slow down and get behind me before the two lanes merge back into one. Well, he won't slow down. We are going 75 in the 35 by the time the lanes merge, and he gives up and goes behind me. From then on he tailgates me for 10 miles on a highway. There's a fourway stop on the highway at the airport. So this was my chance to get some other cars behind me so Angry Farmer wouldn't keep up the tailgating. This works for a half mile and I'm cruising along 65 on the 50MPH zone when I see him flying past cars around 80 MPH and then cuts off the car behind me, just so he can tailgate me for another 3 miles. After the 3 miles, we hit another light. He goes right as I go left. Of course the stupid Angry Farmer rolls down his windows, swears like crazy and flips me off, while I smile wearing my sunglasses.
Stupid jackass.
Off that highway is a park that you can drive through. I go down that way the next day, but there's joggers everywhere jogging in the road. So I slow down around 20mph to pass two hot chicks. They just nod. After I pass those two, I hit a masive crowd of 20 joggers. Mostly jocks. I slow down to 25 as they reluctantly jump off the road and scream and flip me off. WTF? I gun it and let em hear my muffler. If I didn't have to meet my family right away for dinner, I would've flipped around and gunned it. Really have scared them off the road.
Stupid joggers.
Two days later, I'm leaving school for lunch down a 5 lane street. I have to turn left, so I cut off a bunch of stupid opposing school students to get from the very far right lane to the middle turning lane. Everyone in the car screams and flips me off.
At least this week was a better driving experience. Probably because I was driving a slow Jeep Wrangler.