Newly weds were in their motel room, starting to get down to what newly weds tend to do. When the man removed his shoes and socks, he appeared to have very crooked toes.
His wife, seeing them, asked, "What happened to your toes?"
The man said, "When I was a kid, I had a touch of tolio."
His wife said, "You mean polio, don't you?"
"No," he said, "Tolio. It's something like polio."
When he removed his pants, his wife said, "What happened to your legs?"
The man replied "I had a touch of kneasles when I was small."
"You mean Measles?"
"No," he said, "Kneasles. They are something like measles, only it effects your legs."
Finally, when he was standing there with nothing on, his wife looked at him and said, "Oh. . . I see you had a touch of smallcox, too."
His wife, seeing them, asked, "What happened to your toes?"
The man said, "When I was a kid, I had a touch of tolio."
His wife said, "You mean polio, don't you?"
"No," he said, "Tolio. It's something like polio."
When he removed his pants, his wife said, "What happened to your legs?"
The man replied "I had a touch of kneasles when I was small."
"You mean Measles?"
"No," he said, "Kneasles. They are something like measles, only it effects your legs."
Finally, when he was standing there with nothing on, his wife looked at him and said, "Oh. . . I see you had a touch of smallcox, too."
