Polly want an affair! SQUAWK!!!

We may earn a small commission from affiliate links and paid advertisements. Terms

funny but so awful

this poor schmuck has to get rid of his pet cause his gf was a whore?
sue the bitch then cut her tongue out...
 
That whore got :owned:. One of my buddies from middle school had a parrot that was diagnosed as insane. It would rip its own feathers out; the thing was almost completely bald. But it would mimick you when you answered the phone, Cosmo was his name.
 
"I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird," she added to The Guardian newspaper. "He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."
Click to expand...

lmmfao. service your woman and you wont have to lose your bird.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top