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Polly want an affair! SQUAWK!!!

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Sabz5150, Jan 17, 2006.

  1. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    LMFAO!

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    Another good reason to get a parrot, B...
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    funny but so awful

    this poor schmuck has to get rid of his pet cause his gf was a whore?
    sue the bitch then cut her tongue out...
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    That whore got [​IMG]. One of my buddies from middle school had a parrot that was diagnosed as insane. It would rip its own feathers out; the thing was almost completely bald. But it would mimick you when you answered the phone, Cosmo was his name.
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Its (feather-peach fuzz) was kinda bluish-gray.
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    I dunno. I tought that bird how to sing the Andy Griffith song :ph34r: And I tought it how to say Fuck.
     
  7. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    lmmfao. service your woman and you wont have to lose your bird.
     
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