Porn Star Names

[ludegirl]

I'm sure most have you have heard of Porn Star Names, but if you haven't you take your pet's name as your first name and your street as your last name. Mine is Marty Mountian...not very fuckable if you ask me...but I was just bored and I was wondering if anybody has some funny ones.

 

[TurboMirage]

maybe if you have big breasts... hmm... mountains.

 

[posol]

its actually your middle name ad your street name.... but ok

 

[punkyjewster41]

being as my name is tim, i go by " the tim-tation"

 

[B16]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Nov 17 2003, 09:48 PM
its actually your middle name ad your street name.... but ok

my fav was when i lived at my parents, i would have been
Thomas Honey Hill

 

[ludegirl]

the way I heard it, middle name and street name is soap opera name

 

[Tonyd0821]

David Jacques

French Lover extroadinaire

 

[90 accord]

Lee Paradise i like it

 

[GSRCRXsi]

Patrick Gunpowder, haha. doesnt sound too appealing

 

[90 accord]

just says you explode with force!!

 

[zaneithan]

Arik Airport

 

[punkyjewster41]

ah dude, this is gonna be the flame to end alls...my middle name is jewish and biblical...i dunno what my rents' were thinkin, anyway...lets see...Bethel West Lakeshore Drive Roger....what the hell, evidentally i was never meant to be a porn star.

 

[Bl6CRX]

Mine would be John Barrett-Stoddard....sounds legit...

 

[Havok]

James Fairway...sound more like a dude from Casino or the Sopranos =/

 

[posol]

sounds like a lame-dick golfer

 

[liquid00meth]

Jasmine Needle-Eye



hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

 

[MaaseyRacer]

Wait is it pets name then street name, if that is the case I would be Hercules Marina
or is it middle name as I would then be Robert Marina... Or if I still live at my parents place I would be Robert 15th or Hercules 15th... hahahah good old 15th Street...

 

[Hexen]

David Brown...

Thats a kinda weak porn name.

 

[GSRCRXsi]

not if you are in an IDB film

 

[Celerity]

Ross Old Fawn


I think this is the worst name ever. For anything.

-> Steve


if Celerity didn't mean "With a quickness" that could be my name.