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practice running from the zombies

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Briansol, Mar 30, 2011.

  1. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    im going to take this as a sign of how the real zombie apocalypse is going to happen:

    zombies fear me because my scent says to them: "fuck you, i'll fucking beat you with a stick and eat you. just stand there and bask in my un-zombified glory, because your stank rotten ass wont be able to touch this greatness"

    been standing still for over 15 min and them bitches are just looking at me.




    what.
     
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    oneofakinduserid Eh?

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    won't let me enter an address :(
     
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    LMAO :lmao:
     
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    what.
     
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    Makes me wonder if the creator of the shake weight was really looking at that from a work out perspective, or was he just sick of his wife giving up on his hand jobs half way because her arm was tired. What an invention...
     
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    Two and a Half Men had a skit on the shake weight. Charlie called the infomercial for Shake Weight saying it didn't work because his brother Allen had been doing that motion for years and doesn't have big arms.
     
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    back on topic...



    I've learned to kill zombies all you have to do is run in giant circles w/the occasional turn and shoot until they're gone


    -AMMO is the real issue
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"


    :rimshot:


    opps...I put this in the wrong thread....fixed.
     
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    read the zombie guide and you will find out you wont need ammo.
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    1:02 couldnt go through anyones backyards and what not, what the hell is that?
     
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    they're muscles dont repair themselves so they just use them till there so torn there is nothing left to chase you with.
     
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    i think ammo is a good idea.

    and also, i think you guys are stupid for preparing yourself for that one certain type of zombie.

    what are you going to do if the stories and moves turn out to be wrong?
    instead of getting some drooling, retarded, decaying person wanting to eat your brains as they are falling apart piece by piece, what are you going to do if they turn out to be smart, fast, and super strong?

    if you're preparing yourself for stupid zombies, you wont last long in other scenarios.
    there is no guarantee that zombies will be that way.
    for all we know, zombies could turn out to be genetically mutated super humans whose body couldnt accept the virus until after it killed the original host.
    thus, showing death, and reanimation. =zombie.
    and the super human zombies have a taste for other people.

    what are you going to do then? when these zombies are smarter than you, faster than you, and definitely not falling apart?
     
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    Inject yourself with the T-virus also and hope you go Alice?
     
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    Ahh........ You see though I dare not prepare myself based on childish cinematic adventures. But rather I have invested in "The Zombie Survival Guide". So im covered on all types of scenarios, terrain, and types of zombies.

















    and a good bit of my military training. cant be to prepared
     
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    i already know where im going in this event.

    theres an old abandoned grain silo here in franklin. i will be barricading myself in there for the first little bit. large rooftop to make a small garden. and the river is right next to it, so getting water shouldnt be an issue.
     
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    you'll need a big straw. going for water = getting eaten :D
     
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    eh, theres easy ways of getting water into a facility when the source is only about 10 to 15 ft away.
     
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