Prison>work

[BigJ]

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an
8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you must pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called supervisors.

 

[hcivic.com]

ya but in prison big black bubba make you his biotch

 

[rudeludenotmeanthough]

"you gonna gimme' yo corn bread"

 

[hcivic.com]

or your corn hole

 

[djyox]

haha, funny shit

 

[khrisb]

[big mexican guy] White bitch! Give me some cho-cho! [big mexican guy]

 

[Loco Honkey]

Big black prisoner: "Boy, you wanna be the mama or the papa?"
Sweet meat: "Uhh... I wanna be the papa!"
Big black prisoner: "Good. Get on yo knees and suck mama's dick."

 

[dveit]

Thats soo true!

I'm glad I dont have an office space type job.

I'd have to kill myself.

 

[xj0hnx]

Originally posted by dveit@Aug 25 2003, 10:01 PM
Thats soo true!

I'm glad I dont have an office space type job.

I'd have to kill myself.

Why kill yourself, many have learned and experianced the joys of office assault rifle relaxation time.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

after working in a hanger as a mechanic for three years I can atest, office jobs pwn.

"Gimme your fruit cocktail!!"

 

[JDMilan]

this post is sick....



Prison sounds good right about now....



Milan

 

[FFCiv]

federal prison is the way to go

 

[posol]

federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison is not as cool as you all make it out to be

 

[Havok]

It's pound-me-in-the-ass prison for white collar criminals. Man, I SO need to get that DVD.

 

[xj0hnx]

Originally posted by Afipunk21@Aug 26 2003, 06:05 AM
It's pound-me-in-the-ass prison for white collar criminals. Man, I SO need to get that DVD.

Oh yea www.dvdempire.com got it in like a week.