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redneck humor...

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by ahedau, Aug 5, 2003.

  1. ahedau

    ahedau Senior Member

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    An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the
    driver, "Got any ID?"

    The driver says, "'Bout what?"

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    Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a
    sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"

    "Jes' some chickens."

    "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"

    "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!"

    "OK. Ummmmm...five?"

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    An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next
    door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh
    house is on fahr!"

    "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

    "Shucks, don't you fellers still have them big red trucks?"

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    Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?

    Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

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    Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that
    she would send someone out right away.

    "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

    Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.

    "The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

    After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street
    and you pick her up there?"

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    Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

    They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?

    Documentaries

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    Where was the toothbrush invented?

    Arkansas. If invented anywhere else, it would have been called a
    teethbrush.

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    Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?

    The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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    A new law was recently passed in Alabama so that when a couple gets
    divorced, they're still brother and sister.

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    What do a divorce in Mississippi, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida
    have in common?

    No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.

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    How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

    When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the
    person at the front desk says, "Go ahead.
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i only got like 3 of those....
     
  3. blink1_8_2dude

    blink1_8_2dude Senior Member

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    i live in mississippi and the sad thing is, it is actually like that down here i think im the only person into hondas in the whole state i swear.
     
  4. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I got them all, and yeah they all kind of sucked.
     
  5. ahedau

    ahedau Senior Member

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    I guess its a "Southern thang"

    these remind me of too many of my friends & a few relatives
     
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    im from alabama, and im country, its not a southern thang either, there are hella imports here now.
     
  7. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    Yeesh. There's rednecks everywhere in the States, not jsut the South.

    Go 50 miles outside of any major city, and you'll find a few Bubba Rae's, I'll bet.

    There's a handful of cool imports in Memphis. We've actually got an 11 second twin turbo NSX here, now, too. There's a few turbo honda's, a few built up all motor cars, and more.

    Most of the stuff that you SEE is rice, though. The hood rats eat that shit up. :(
     
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