So, the painters stole my seats....

[hosmer]

james hetfield

 

[Airjockie]

well...at least give us a decent hint to get thru the weekend with.... since the board will be down.

 

[hosmer]

someone has their mouth wired shut











and its not me

 

[totalburnout]

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someone has their mouth wired shut











and its not me

 

[reckedracing]

ah hahahahahha

thats awesome
i hope you're in the clear with the law

pics after the weekend

 

[Airjockie]

so I take it that when you got back, the painters was waiting for you in the basement, they got pissed and said that they have no clue about the seats, and they was going to kick your ass for the tool lockup deal. Then out of self-defence, you blocked an attack that would have maimed a normal sized human, and you wailed on them (prolly 3 guys) with a pipe from the water heater that broke when they blasted you with a roundhouse kick. You prolly did a few mid-section abdomin hits, got two of the guys crumpled over, and the third guy pulled out a shuriken and impailed your hand, you dropped the pipe, and went head on with the boss of the gang, with your other hand and broke his glass jaw. all three guys were arrested, and the police found out that they had priors on them for other thefts from customers, and they awarded you with a new car, a movie contract, and your seats returned with no harm done to them. You can't talk about it till the guys in Hollywood come and films you re-inacting the fight scene, and putting it in the next Jame Bond film. Only after the film, can you divulge any information until the opening night. The three gus are still in the hospital, and will be escourted to a maximum security prison once their wounds heal.

 

[hosmer]

hahaha


you got the 3 guys part right





luckily I had my brother in tow when it all went down

 

[Airjockie]

so what car did they give you?

 

[reckedracing]

luckily I had my brother in tow when it all went down

3 people were vicously beaten to a bloody pulp by 2 unknown assailants, witnesses described the event as the chance meeting of 2 chewbaccas and 3 pinatas

 

[Bl6CRX]

Damn! Best Thread EVAR!!!

 

[smarty009]

lmfao...these stories are crackin me up...

 

[Airjockie]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&hs=Htl&...uatches&spell=1


no Eric anywhere....

 

[GSRCRXsi]

"rhode island news painter's fight 2 sasquatches"

LMMFAO

 

[hosmer]

the family xmas card last year...

 

[reckedracing]

holy christ, your waxing bill must have been 5 figures

i'm guessing you didn't make any of the newspapers cause i haven't found anything so far
but i don't really have much to go on
lol

google -> hosmer from hondaswap beating some crackhead painters

 

[Airjockie]

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the family xmas card last year...

Any hot cousins?

 

[GSRCRXsi]

so did you get the seats back? lol

 

[hosmer]

as of today....no




anyone want to buy a 40' ladder?

 

[reckedracing]

aluminum or fiberglass?
2 - 20 foot sections?

 

[Rabinzero]

Man this is friggen great! Most entertainment I've had on a message board in a while.