Booooooooooooooooo, baseball sucks big time. Here sir let throw this little ball at you as fast as I can, why thank you sir, let me try to hit that ball with my little stick, ok now sir let me try to catch the little ball that was thrown at you as fast as could be that yo uhit with your little stick with this little leather thing that makes me look like I have a deformity that's supposed to be a glove.
You must not watch baseball.
First off the guy walks up to the plate, hits his shoes with the bat, then walks away, walks back up to the plate, looks around, waits.... waits... waits.... the pitcher throws a ball, 0 strikes 1 ball, then another 45 seconds pass and the pitcher might get lucky and throw a strick or another ball. then you do this till either 3 strikes happen, 4 balls or the batter gets lucky and hits it somewhere. oh and lets not forget those fouls, when the bastard finally does hit the friggin ball it goes behind the foul line. so then he walks away from the plate... walks back up, looks around,steps back, hits his shoes again, then walks up to the plate, spits some chew out, then wiggles the bat around and then gets another fucking ball.