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Some lame email jokes

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by totalburnout, Nov 7, 2006.

  1. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Play this little skit.
    http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf

    And here's a corny joke.

    A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
    standing alone. She approached him.

    "My name is Carmen," she told him.

    "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
    most -- cars and men."

    "What's your name?" she asked.

    "Beertits," he said.




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    Here's a futuristic GM car from Top Gear.
    http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_...m-FM/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskLYmnVVGe_lv6EpBgZzNcbj
     
  2. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    A piligrim is horny as hell and goes to the indian brothel. He says to the chief, "I have no money, but can we work something out?". The chief asks what he has and the pilgrim says, "All I have is this corn". The chief says that's fine and takes his share of the corn. When the pilgrim gets to the teepee, the indian woman is already naked and in a doggy-style position. The pilgrim doesn't want to fuck her in the ass so he asks her to please flip over so that he can fuck her vagina. The indian woman replies, "My vagina? That's my money hole, all your going to get is my corn hole".
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his
    hunting skills.


    The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But
    then
    he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's

    skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even
    tell them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter
    said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and
    so
    the bet was on.



    They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin.
    After
    feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet
    hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.

    They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He
    took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag
    rifle.
    He was right again.



    Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time
    against
    a round of drinks Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The
    next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a
    shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk
    enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this
    blackeye?"

    His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your
    > hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced,
    "Skunk, killed with an axe."
     
  4. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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  5. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    hahaa that was great B
     
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