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stupid personality test...

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    >*Hi folks!*
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    >> *When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash *
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    >> *- Chest*
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    >> *- Face*
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    >> *- Armpits*
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    >> *- Hair*
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    >> *- Privates*
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    >> *- Shoulders*
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    >> *- Others*
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    >> *make sure you decide which answer before you scroll down and check *
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    >> *what/who you are*
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    >> *ready? this is pretty enlightening!!! *
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    >> *The following describes your character: *
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    >> *CHEST:*
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    >> *You are a practical person, straight forward and do not beat around *
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    >> *the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. *
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    >> *You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with *
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    >> *people who do not see things your way. *
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    >> *You are a good sex partner and willing to try new things. *
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    >> *Your best partner in life will be those who chose HAIR. *
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    >> *FACE:*
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    >> *Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. *
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    >> *Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are *
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    >> *there to be used and life is one big hassle. *
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    >> *Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not *
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    >> *concerned*
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    >> *as to what they think.*
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    >> *Very self-centered person. *
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    >> *Below average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in *
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    >> *self pleasure at the expense of your partner. *
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    >> *Your best partner in life will be those who chose PRIVATES and *
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    >> *OTHERS.*
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    >> *ARMPITS:*
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    >> *You are a dependable and hard working person. *
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    >> *Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and *
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    >> *willing to help others.*
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    >> *Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people *
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    >> *are genuine towards you. Trusting type. *
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    >> *You make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with *
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    >> *average talent.*
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    >> *Do not always consider your partner's needs. *
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    >> *Your best partner in life will be those who chose SHOULDERS. *
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    >> *_HAIR:_*
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    >> *Artistic, creative, caring type. Positive thinker. *
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    >> *Day dreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people

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    >> *cannot!*
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    >> *You will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. *
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    >> *You are able to see and understand things others don't. *
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    >> *Money, material possessions are not important. Friends and family are

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    >> *You make the Best sex partners. You are most willing to explore. *
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    >> *You love to please your partner. You value intimate moments with *
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    >> *those*
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    >> *you love.*
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    >> *Talent, intellig! en! ce, loyalty, kindness, intuition are your main

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    >> *Your best partners in life will be those who chose CHEST and *
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    >> *Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be misunderstood by *
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    >> *others.*
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    >> *Find it difficult to share yourself with others. *
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    >> *You do not have many friends as others sometime find you boring *
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    >> *unresponsive.*
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    >> *Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and

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    >> *However, you make an above average sex partner. *
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    >> *You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. *
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    >> *But, in sex, you find your inner strengths. And you find sex a safe *
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    >> *Your best partner in life will be those who chose FACE and HAIR. *
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    >> *A born loser. You fail in almost everything that you do. *
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    >> *People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. *
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    >> *Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. *
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    >> *You see the world as a living hell. *
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    >> *Money and power are also important to you, but your luck will always

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    >> *You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a *
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    >> *Those who chose ARMPITS are your only chance. *
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    >> *You are a very average person. *
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    >> *Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to

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    >> *see.*
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    >> *You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your *
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    >> *potential.*
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    >> *Deep down, you are a very Likeable person with very few faults. *
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    >> *However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not *
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    >> *just*
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    >> *hide your weaknesses.*
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    >> *You are an average sex partner. *
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    >> *You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately

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    >> *are not brave enough to try them out. *
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    >> *Your best partners in life will be those who chose FACE. *
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i wash my hair first....
     
  3. VTECin5th

    VTECin5th Administrator

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    I picked Chest.. and is this pic a repost?, i almost pissed my pants...
    [​IMG]
     
  4. hybrid89

    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    same as B...thats funny...is kinda accurate.
     
  5. Battle Pope

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    I tend to wash either my arms or my chest first. Not armPITS, arms.
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    Jesus Christ. Way to jack a thread, noob.
     
  7. VTECin5th

    VTECin5th Administrator

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    yay i r a noob now .... :asshat:
     
  8. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    oh come on. I'm not the one who posted an ANCIENT AND COMPLETELY UNRELATED picture.
     
  9. VTECin5th

    VTECin5th Administrator

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    I lose.
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    Me: :(
    Yea i just threw it up cuz i am way too lazy to make a whole post for it, and / or keep the url in my 'clipboard'.
    I had never seen it before tho, it still makes me smile.
     
  10. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    :)

    It's a funny picture, but there's no reason for it to be in this topic.
     
  11. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    wow that shit was accurate as fuck
     
  12. endlesszeal

    endlesszeal Senior Member

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    farting out laughing man that is a funny picture.

    anyway, i wash my hair first too and its pertty accurate, but does it account if i wash my hands? kinda nasty if you kno where my fingers have been. more of a hyigene then anything..
     
  13. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    ye same here

    so does that mean we r other?
     
  14. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Next up, we need a tech article:

    A guide to cleaning up fwd:re:re:fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd>>>:re:fwd Emails for pissedoffsol!

    I wash my chest, then arms, then the rest of me.. And I use a girly shower thingie.. (the kind that looks like a plastic net all balled up, helps with lather).

    But my showers are a model of efficiency. I put the shower gel on the sponge thingie, work up a lather on my chest (most surface area), clean my arms, body, legs, back, pits, feet, ass.. Then I use a different kind of cleaner on my face. Then I stand, back to the scalding ass hot water and just stand there, sometimes 15 minutes, sometimes 45 minutes.. That is my calm-down time..

    I turn into a whiney bitch if I don't get my hot shower.
     
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    im more of a private person but i dont think its because on some psycological aspect but i useally get hot and sweaty at night take a shower in the am and my balls get sweaty so they are the first to get taken care of. then face and hair. but yeah i guy is kinda right if i combined all that shit together. bu ti thought this was gunna be a which leg do u put in first type of thing
     
  16. hondarin

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    i wash my hair first, and yeah, it seems pretty accurate
     
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    I guess hair, though I'm bald. Pretty accurate :lol:
     
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