Wow, I was laughing so hard...I feel bad, but I'm just thinking of that episode of the simpsons when they were airlifting Homer out of the gorge, put him in the ambulance, then the ambulance hit a tree and dumped it right back into the gorge.
There was an atricle in the newspaper a few months back worse than this one...This guy lost his job, his truck broke down, and he was shot in the eye by a trespasser on his property, and his trailer burned down all within 2 days.