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The Aristocrats

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    The Aristocrats is an attempt to make comedians tell the dirtiest joke in the world. The raunchiest they can possibly get - So vile that no one can understand it.

    This is what South Park did:

    ****NWS ... Use headphones*******


    -> Steve
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    lol...

    that diffrent
     
  3. adnoh

    adnoh Senior Member

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    Steve, welcome to 2002.

    Great joke though.....


    I love the "Kyle........please"

    :lol:
     
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    ripperbone angry bear

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    driverunknown Senior Member

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    I was laughing my ass off, but didn't get the joke.
     
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    Guy Senior Member

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    this seemed farmilliar so i did a bit of searching for this. Apperantly the Aristocrats is some kind of a perpetual joke thats been around since vaudville times. Recently its been rekindled in the public eye as some sort of marketing device for a movie of the same name: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/ . There's also a ton of variations of the joke at: http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/ . Found a movie with this title on emule, so im hoping it isnt just a misspelled version of the aristocats.
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    I still don't get it.
     
  10. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    there is nothing to "get"

    the joke always starts the same:


    the joke always ends the same:


    its all about how absolutly fucked up and nasty you can make the middle part
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    E is so wise and knowledgable.....alll hail.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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  13. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    :puke: that was the grosest thing ive ever heard. but it was funny as hell! lol
     
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