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the cheating husband :)

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her.
    One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
    Wife: Who is this?
    Maid: This is the maid.
    Wife: We don't have a maid.
    Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
    Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
    MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
    The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
    MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?
    WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with. The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots,
    then more footsteps.
    MAID: What do I do with the bodies?
    WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
    MAID: There's no pool here.
    A long pause..........
    WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
     
  2. NotUrAverage_Si

    NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member

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    Ohhhh....sorry about that...my mistake.

    how'd she know about the gun in the desk though?
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Dude, stop being a party pooper.


    Hahah that's a good one.
     
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    Hatchbacks Anonymous Senior Member

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    :eek: :eek:

    :p Good one. I got to remember it.
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    :lol:
     
  7. saturn_boy96

    saturn_boy96 88 C1V1C 53D4N DR1V3R

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    i bet she was a blonde. :p
     
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    BlackFrog Neighborhood Lush

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    "did i say take my gun from the desk? i meant, uh, you should go have a rest. yeah thats it."
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    "Did I say have a rest? I meant, uh... put your sister to the test!"
     
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    MugenCRX Senior Member

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    :lmao:

    that's pretty funny!
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    hahaah thats great!!!
     
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    nah, i'd make damn sure who i was talking to before i paid someone 50k to shoot some people. however, i don't have 50k... so...

    but either way... i'd say it was a redhead. they don't really think too much... plus... they have fat fingers :ph34r:
     
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    ba hahahahaha!!
     
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