the cheating husband :)

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A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her.
One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?
WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with. The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots,
then more footsteps.
MAID: What do I do with the bodies?
WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
MAID: There's no pool here.
A long pause..........
WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
 
Originally posted by NotUrAverage_Si@Apr 9 2004, 07:52 PM
how'd she know about the gun in the desk though?
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Dude, stop being a party pooper.


Hahah that's a good one.
 
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Apr 9 2004, 01:50 PM
A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her.
One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?
WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with. The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots,
then more footsteps.
MAID: What do I do with the bodies?
WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
MAID: There's no pool here.
A long pause..........
WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
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:lol:
 
"did i say take my gun from the desk? i meant, uh, you should go have a rest. yeah thats it."
 
Originally posted by BlackFrog@Apr 9 2004, 05:16 PM
"did i say take my gun from the desk? i meant, uh, you should go have a rest. yeah thats it."
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"Did I say have a rest? I meant, uh... put your sister to the test!"
 
i bet she was a blonde. :p
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nah, i'd make damn sure who i was talking to before i paid someone 50k to shoot some people. however, i don't have 50k... so...

but either way... i'd say it was a redhead. they don't really think too much... plus... they have fat fingers :ph34r:
 
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