Mr. Johnson went to interview for a Federal job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" "Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan." "Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?" "I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though." "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started." "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come ! at 10?" "Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that."