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The kind of Joke HS would appreciate

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  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
    "I am 92 years old Father, I have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
    children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two
    college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of
    them three times."

    Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
    Man: "What sins?"

    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
    Man: "I'm Jewish."

    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
    Man: "I'm telling everybody."


    -> Steve
     
  2. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    LMAO!! Good one :lol:
     
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