The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

[Ethan]

i want food...

 

[eg'sforlife]

Honey Chipotle Barbecue Chicken Sandwich

 

[phyregod]

FUCKIN NARWHALS!!!!!111!!1!1ELEVEN!

Fuckin bacon chickin cheese NARWHALS!!! Stab your arteries!

NARWHALS Bring you CLUB SAMMICHES!!

 

[BigJ]

So epic. I love my reuben.

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

HS and I, are just meant to be... I was watching Nick JR with my kids and guess what comes up...

This:
YouTube - The Sandwich Song

I started laughing so fucking hard and my kids got mad because I spilled some of their cereal lol.

 

[newb]

Fuckin bacon chickin cheese NARWHALS!!! Stab your arteries!

NARWHALS Bring you CLUB SAMMICHES!!

Lol, I knew you'ld appriciate that.

So epic. I love my reuben.

Slammed with the win! Reubens are soo good.

 

[90_EF_Hatch]

90 Im not gunna lie, you brought a knife to a gun fight. PB&J just isnt the same caliber of sammich that we have come to expect in this thread.

These, tho, are a high quality sandwhich lol.

*edit*


what if i bring fancy knives?

 

[double0Si]

what if i bring fancy knives?

You still get shot...

I think Im in love

 

[newb]

no one told me how to put the picture in the thread yet ...


what if i bring fancy knives?

I find a pic online, highlight, copy and paste like I do with txt. Im sure theres other ways to do it though.

Fancy knives could work. Theyre makin me hungry at least lol.

BUT, feast your eyes on this beaut!

 

[double0Si]

Right click on the pic and select properties.
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Copy the link provided.

Come back to your post and click the little yellow icon.
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Paste the copied link in the provided box.

hit ok, and if done correctly the picture will appear.

 

[90_EF_Hatch]

oh yeah!! i forgot about the yellow box *facepalm*

I grew up on these ones in the packages haha, I could live on PB&J ... after this ill find another sandwich to post.

 

[newb]

Thats no sammich! Thats a half wrap pie thingy with stuff in the middle!

I await your next entry.

 

[90_EF_Hatch]

Thats no sammich! Thats a half wrap pie thingy with stuff in the middle!

I await your next entry.

no no its a pb&j hold the crust!

hold on i reposted a pic. i need to find a new one

 

[Battle Pope]

 

[double0Si]

They need ham and cheese crustables. Or turkey or something. I just hate PB&J (long story, involving school lunches)

 

[90_EF_Hatch]

I made both of these!!

\/ roast beef and honey ham with Swiss, Gouda, Havarti and Cheddar!!

 

[newb]

Alright 90, youve redeemed yourself as a contender lol.

 

[kelsodeez]

i was against uncrustables until i had a fried one at the california state fair a year ago.

 

[eg'sforlife]

that looks amazing

 

[kelsodeez]

i think im going to go get a ruben from max's opera cafe tonight for dinner