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The Top Oxymorons

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    stolen from the pike board =D

    The Top 45 Oxymorons
    45. Act naturally
    44. Found missing
    43. Resident alien
    42. Advanced BASIC
    41. Genuine imitation
    40. Airline food
    39. Good grief
    38. Same difference
    37. Almost exactly
    36. Government organization
    35. Sanitary landfill
    34. Alone together
    33. Legally drunk
    32. Silent scream
    31. Living dead
    30. Small crowd
    29. Business ethics
    28. Soft rock
    27. Butt Head
    26. Military Intelligence
    25. Software documentation
    24. New classic
    23. Sweet sorrow
    22. Childproof
    21. "Now, then ..."
    20. Synthetic natural gas
    19. Passive aggression
    18. Taped live
    17. Clearly misunderstood
    16. Peace force
    15. Extinct Life
    14. Temporary tax increase
    13. Computer jock
    12. Plastic glasses
    11. Terribly pleased
    10. Computer security
    9. Political science
    8. Tight slacks
    7. Definite maybe
    6. Pretty ugly
    5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
    4. Diet ice cream
    3. Working vacation
    2. Exact estimate
    1. Microsoft Works
     
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    where do you get this shit honestly!
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    1. is the only reall funny one. What about freezer burnt, or living dead?
     
  4. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    oxymoron: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness)

    So technically by definition:
    40. Airline food
    33. Legally drunk
    29. Business ethics
    26. Military Intelligence
    25. Software documentation
    22. Childproof
    14. Temporary tax increase
    13. Computer jock
    10. Computer security
    9. Political science
    4. Diet ice cream
    1. Microsoft Works

    Those aren't really oxymorons. still funny but not oxymoronic

    Some replacements
    Jumbo Shrimp
    foolish wiseman
    Bitter Sweet
    Anxious Patient
    Calm Wind.

    Great Site for Oxymorons
     
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    La_Pieuvre Senior Member

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    peace keeping missle that is all i have to say...lol
     
  7. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Peace through superior firepower.
     
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    u know what always gets me thinkin the english laguage is so dumb ... u park in the "DRIVEWAY" and drive on the "PARKWAY"
     
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    fast Kia.....that is my favorite, quick Saturn is a distant second :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol:
     
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    #1 - Forced-Induction.
     
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