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Todays awesome joke

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  1. SolReaver

    SolReaver Senior Member

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    Why is a washing machine better than a woman?
































    They don't follow you around after you put a load in them.
     
  2. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    :lol:

    What do ketchup and a woman have in common?















    They both work better after you beat them a few times.
     
  3. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    Variation of the above:

    What do a ketchup bottle and a woman have in common?





    Sometimes both need a little slap on the bottom.
     
  4. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
























    nothing, you already told her twice...
     
  5. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    what do you call jokes you've read on the internet 12 years ago posted in a forum?





















    :repost:

    :)
     
  6. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    What do you call the internet geek who's seen or heard of every known post ev4r?











    B.

    :ph34r:
     
  7. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    What's the best thing about having sex with twentynine year olds?


























    There's twenty of them
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Silverchild now holds the silver medal as one of the funniest fuckin dudes I've ever met :)

    You know what's great about having sex with 12 year olds ?







    Your junk looks huge in their hands
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    That's sick. Here's a close one.





    What's the hardest part about fucking a 9 year old?


























    Hiding the clown suit. (now that's sick.)
     
  10. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Is it 1998?

    Nice one, goldenshower :)
     
  11. Bob Vila

    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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  12. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    lmao, who made that icon? And why did you change your name to a shitty lunch meat, Steve?
     
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    adnoh Senior Member

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    Since we're on the topic of sexist jokes, I have one.

    Why did the woman cross the road?






















    Who the fuck cares? What the hell is she doing out of the kitchen, and who gave her shoes?
     
  14. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    I've heard it this way,

    What's the differnce between a JAP and a Toilet?


    The toilet doesn't follow you around for nine months after you've used it.
     
  15. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I'll show u goldenshower.... umm.... nevermind :unsure:



    hey what's white and red and hates sex?


















    the 12 year old in the trunk of my car! :lol:
     
  16. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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