Todays awesome joke

[SolReaver]

Why is a washing machine better than a woman?
































They don't follow you around after you put a load in them.

 

[Havok]

What do ketchup and a woman have in common?















They both work better after you beat them a few times.

 

[Battle Pope]

Variation of the above:

What do a ketchup bottle and a woman have in common?





Sometimes both need a little slap on the bottom.

 

[reckedracing]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
























nothing, you already told her twice...

 

[posol]

what do you call jokes you've read on the internet 12 years ago posted in a forum?

 

[dveit]

What do you call the internet geek who's seen or heard of every known post ev4r?











B.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

What's the best thing about having sex with twentynine year olds?


























There's twenty of them

 

[Celerity]

Silverchild now holds the silver medal as one of the funniest fuckin dudes I've ever met

You know what's great about having sex with 12 year olds ?







Your junk looks huge in their hands

 

[tab]

That's sick. Here's a close one.





What's the hardest part about fucking a 9 year old?


























Hiding the clown suit. (now that's sick.)

 

[Havok]

Originally posted by Silverchild79@Mar 9 2005, 11:52 PM
What's the best thing about having sex with twentynine year olds?























There's twenty of them

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Is it 1998?

Nice one, goldenshower

 

[Bob Vila]

mban:

 

[Havok]

lmao, who made that icon? And why did you change your name to a shitty lunch meat, Steve?

 

[adnoh]

Since we're on the topic of sexist jokes, I have one.

Why did the woman cross the road?






















Who the fuck cares? What the hell is she doing out of the kitchen, and who gave her shoes?

 

[CRX-YEM]

Originally posted by SolReaver@Mar 9 2005, 08:06 PM
Why is a washing machine better than a woman?

They don't follow you around after you put a load in them.

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I've heard it this way,

What's the differnce between a JAP and a Toilet?


The toilet doesn't follow you around for nine months after you've used it.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Originally posted by Havok@Mar 10 2005, 02:37 PM
Is it 1998?

Nice one, goldenshower

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I'll show u goldenshower.... umm.... nevermind :unsure:



hey what's white and red and hates sex?


















the 12 year old in the trunk of my car!

 

[Havok]

Better.