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Todays Joke

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Todays UnJoke

    An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before,
    but had once failed an entire class.
    That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
    The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".
    All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.
    After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.
    The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
    As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
    The second test average was a D!
    No one was happy.
    When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
    The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
    All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
     
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  2. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    not rlly a joke..thats the truth..but good post anyway
     
  3. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    get a job you dirty fucking hippie
     
  4. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Damn socialist college kids. . . they deserved it.
     
  5. 95b16coupe

    95b16coupe New Member

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    wherez teh funniez?

    this is what is sad about our country. i love bashing hippie douche bags.
     
  6. BrutalB83

    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Amen! :D
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    It's the social commons game. Very simple. Very straight forward. Mostly an ethical debate in all actuality.
     
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