Todays Lame Joke

[reckedracing]

Car trouble
"There's trouble with the car," said the wife. "It has water in the carburetor."

"Water in the carburetor?" replied the husband. "That's ridiculous."

"I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor."

"You don't even know what a carburetor is," said the husband. "I'll check it out. Where's the car?"


wait for it.....









wait for it.....































"In the pool."

 

[95b16coupe]

A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

 

[95b16coupe]

"What's the matter? You looked depressed."

"I'm having trouble with my wife."

"What happened?"

"She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."

"But that ought to make you happy"

"It did. Today is my last day"

 

[INJEN78]

lmao those are pretty good.

 

[91_stylin_civic]

A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bar tender says "You know they have a drink named after you"

He says "Really they have a drink named Vern"