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Todays Lame Joke

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
    Ben's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate,
    Jennifer, was.
    Ben's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between
    Ben and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met
    the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, 'I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, 'Ever since your mother
    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
    ladle.
    You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Ben said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
    sure.
    So he sat down and wrote:

    _________________________________________________________

    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
    not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
    that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Ben
    __________________________________________________________

    Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that
    read: ____________________________________________________

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer
    is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom
     
  2. |Chaz|

    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's pretty funny, I Lol'ed.
     
  3. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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  4. |Chaz|

    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    It'd be better if we had pictures of Jennifer so I think a ttiwwop is in order.
     
  5. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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  6. UNDR8D

    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    Jennifer sounds pretty hot. I'd hit it...
     
  7. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    That one always makes me laugh.
     
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