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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..
 
haha that was good. i got a joke

Q: what did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: "its going to take me a minute to get hard, i just came out of this chick"
 
Haha nice.

Actually last time I was at the dentist he tried to drill my tooth with no anesthetic. In a matter of 3 seconds I was like, "nope, give me it". IDK, guess I'm not that tough.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - WIZARD OF OZ
Is 70 years old.

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter Men with no brains,
no hearts, and no courage She wouldn't be in Oz
She'd be in Congress.

badoomp psshhhh
 
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