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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Jul 29, 2010.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Ahkmed the Arab came to Canada from the Middle East , and he was
    only here a few months when he became very ill.

    He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

    Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: 'Take dees bucket, go
    into de odder room, poop in de bucket,

    pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and
    breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

    Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
    bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for
    ten minutes.

    Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What
    was wrong with me?'

    The doctor said .... 'You were homesick'.
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Why did i click on this during lunch?
     
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