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today's lame joke

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  1. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

    The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
     
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    Are you shitting me?

    B..... 30 really did put you over the hill.
     
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    Knock knock, who's there? Banana....
    Knock knock, who's there? Banana....
    Knock knock, who's there? Banana....
    Knock knock, who's there? Orange you glad I'm not a banana?

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