today's lame joke

[Briansol]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

 

[jeffie7]

Are you shitting me?

B..... 30 really did put you over the hill.

 

[jeffie7]

Knock knock, who's there? Banana....
Knock knock, who's there? Banana....
Knock knock, who's there? Banana....
Knock knock, who's there? Orange you glad I'm not a banana?

 

[invisibledemon]

i chuckled.

 

[TeinGirl]

Its ok I lol'd