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Todays Lame Joke

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when
    he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried
    toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand,
    selling ties..


    The Taliban asked, "Do you have
    water?"

    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to
    buy a tie?
    They are only $5."

    The Taliban
    shouted,

    "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill
    you, but I must find water first!


    "OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not
    want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
    bigger than that.

    If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you
    will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
    Shalom."

    Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the
    hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead &
    said


    "Your fucking brother won't let me in without a
    tie!"
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :lmao: LMMFAO!!!

    thats awesome
     
  3. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Thats a good one!


    IIRC the prime minister of Italy told this joke.
     
  4. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    HAHA! That is awesome!
     
  5. hondafreak513

    hondafreak513 New Member

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    Thats Flippin Funny:spin::rotflmao:
     
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