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Todays Lame Joke

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
    The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

    However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

    Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough
    energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off
    easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.


    "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    Mmmmm vienna sausage.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    wtf?

    :gayflag:
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    I was disappointed at the jokes ending. You said he feared a second surgery, It's funnier if he actually gets one. And I'm not gay, just really hungry.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    kid is out trick or treating dressed as a pirate. goes up to a house and rings the door bell. lady answers and he says "ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! Trick or Treat!!!" the lady at the door says "awww how cute a little pirate... wheres your buccaneers?" the kid says "ARRRGGGHHH they be under my buckin-hat!!!!"
     
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    That joke was buckin lame.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

    "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    What did the elephant say to the naked man?















    Yeah, its cute, but can it pick up peanuts :D
     
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    hahaha
     
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