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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Here are the top 10 resons to have a (big American RWD V8 drag)race car as
    your daily driver, according to a letter in Car Craft magazine by Jay Glenn.

    1. The rollcage is an excellent place to hang your dry cleaning.

    2. You can practice transbrake launches at stoplights.

    3. There's finally a way to drown out the thumping subwoofers of the Honda
    sitting next to you.

    4. Wheelie bars double as curb feelers.

    5. Five point harnesses "lift and separate" the anatomy of female
    passengers.

    6. If it's true that your car is an extension of your manhood, you've got
    555 cubic inches.

    7. All life forms are sucked into the Dominator before getting a chance to
    hit the windshield.

    8. The 3 foot tall Pro Stock hood scoop is easy to spot in parking lots.

    9. Window netting is very effective against mosquitoes carrying the West
    Nile virus.

    10. One word for tailgaters: parachute.

    I think I'll need to work on my own list for import/road race cars. Any
    contributions would be welcome.

    The only ones I could think up right off the bat are:

    1. Plenty of room for groceries since removing passenger seat.

    2. Being able to smoke the Mustang and/or Camaro in the next lane while
    still getting 28 MPG.

    3. Gutted interiors don't look good to thieves.
     
  2. cxjon

    cxjon Senior Member

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    can park in tight parking spots with ease
     
  3. PixXxieGuy

    PixXxieGuy Member

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    4. How many 4 inch potatoes have you ever seen?
     
  4. asmallsol

    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    that one i like :lol:

    same with this one

     
  5. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    Wings also doubles as picnic tables at car shows when its time to eat lunch.
     
  6. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    yeah but so does the trunk of a del sol ( and people thought the CRV was the first honda with a picnic table equipped standard )
     
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