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what happened to halloween?

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    So i bought like 20 bucks worth of candy last week to hand out to the kids tonight.

    i got home around 6:10 from work... and between then and 8:15 when the last group came, I gave out 12 pieces of candy.

    12.



    WTF?


    so now i have pounds of shit i don't like (like 3musketterrs and milky way) thats going to sit in the basket.... maybe till next year.


    what happened to all the kids?
     
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  2. klyph

    klyph Dismember VIP

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    Too many creepy weirdos out there, kids dont trickortreat as much. Oh well...
    /gets back into moving van and drives to a less suspicious neighborhood.
    maybe next year.:baby: :licklips:
     
  3. hcivic.com

    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    kids go tomalls or partys now heel at 12 they having sex parties
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I ran out of candy too fast tonight....
     
  5. deranger

    deranger DerangedIsAsDerangedDoes

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    its not fair we dont have hallowween heer, if we did id put on my koala costume and get all the candy. then id sell it at the local school in a month or twos time when everyone else has no candy, because of the supply demand situation id make millions. id then reinvest this into the candy factorys around the world until i had a monopoly. then id shut down the whole operation, without sweets the world would be mine for the taking.
     
  6. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lol.

    you need to post a pic of the koala costume!
     
  7. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    my mom had like 100 kids in the first hour..
     
  8. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I didn't buy candy and I didn't get home until 9 something. I didn't see a whole lot of kids out and the ones that were, were very young,. It looked like even the older kids had their parents trailing behind.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    halloween sucks. all the highschool girls dress up like zombie sluts and vampire sluts - basically what they dress up as the next day minus the white makeup.
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    We bought a ton of shit to hand out last year and we got like a dozen kids too. We said fuck'em this year :p
     
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    smarty009 Senior Member

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    we only had two bags of candy...we thought we wouldnt have enough...and by the time it was over...we still had some leftover candy...wtf...lol...its nothin like it used to be when i used to trick or treat
     
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    all depends on the neighborhood really
    a lot of parents bring their kids to the "better" neighborhoods
    and B, you live in a complex on top of a mountain...
    how many kids do you think are there?
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    Somebody stabbed a 12 year old in the hand, while stealing his candy.
     
  14. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    wow... you have put way too much thought into that
     
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    chestercheeto48 Senior Member VIP

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    Yeah B apartment/condo complexes don't get many kids. You either need to be in a house in a decent neighborhood or living in an old folks home. I remember that was the sweet spot when we were kids we would always hit the old folks home around 7:30 when everyone was getting tired, then they just dumped the candy in the bags. We used to get tons of candy. Oh well, just make sure you get some candy next time that you actually would eat on your own over time.
     
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    if you guys have any extra candy send it my way....................... no really...................... send it damnit!!!!!!!!!! mustang, oklahoma 73064
     
  17. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    yea, my mom lives in a nice neighborhood right across the street from an elementary school, so she has a pretty good turnout every year
     
  18. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    +1
    B, you should sell something on amazon and just fill it with candy instead of packing peanuts. a la the condom incident :ph34r:
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    i went with my kids... they each got 7lbs of candy each. 7 f'in lbs....
     
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    lol@the condom incident comment
     
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