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What Your Car Says About You

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  1. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    What Your Car Says About You
    MODEL WHAT IT MEANS
    Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
    Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars
    Acura NSX I am impotent
    Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires
    Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states
    Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
    Cadillac Seville I am a pimp
    Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people
    Chevrolet Chevette I enjoy seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
    Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis
    Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
    Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather
    Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
    Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and voted for Eisenhower
    Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
    Ford Explorer I don't even know who Eddie Bauer is
    Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart)
    Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones
    Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
    Ford Thunderbird I don't think front wheel drive will ever catch on
    Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the fall
    Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the fall
    Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
    Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit
    Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
    Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
    Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports
    Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year
    Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Kiahatsu Corp
    Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
    Mercury Grand Marquis (See above)
    Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
    Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
    Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an 18 wheeler
    MGB I am dating a mechanic
    Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either
    Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce hearings
    Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a...
    Puegeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
    Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
    Pontiac Trans Am I have a switchblade in my sock
    Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be impossible to me
    Rolls Royce Silver I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
    Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic)
    Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
    Toyota Camry I am still in the closet
    Volkswagen Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns
    Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet
    Volkswagen Microbus I am tripping right now
    Volvo 740 Wagon I am afraid of my wife
    http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/plaza.../carsabout.html
     
  2. MokujinX5

    MokujinX5 Senior Member

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    Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit

    That's me... :D (well, the no credit part... I've been out of HS for about 4 years now, graduated when I was 17)
     
  3. micah

    micah Senior Member

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    all that my car says about me is that im poor :blink:
     
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    Theres no RX-7... <_<
     
  5. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :werd: :D
     
  6. Havok

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    Word hardtop > heavy ass ragtop
     
  7. SleEPeR_CRX

    SleEPeR_CRX Senior Member

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    i think u left out the one for CRX

    Honda CRX- You are super cool and get all the ladies.
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    if by cool you mean cheap and by ladies you mean dong, yeah that sounds about right.
     
  9. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    That one for Mustang is awesome. Matches me to a T when I'm in the right mood. ;)

    110 down a 4 lane 40 mph zone on the way to work tonight... hell, ALMOSTY every night. LOL. My car hates me.
     
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    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Don't you have a crx?
     
  12. GSRCRXsi

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    how does this pertain to swaps........ :hmm: ?

    my car is half CRX and half integra GSR, lol
     
  13. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's why its in the Anything Goes forum, its not pertaining to swaps.

    And Nick drives a del slo.
     
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    Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet

    :D :D :D :D
     
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    Celica AllTrac: I'm gay, but I can still kick your ass.
     
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