What Your Car Says About You

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What Your Car Says About You
MODEL WHAT IT MEANS
Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX I am impotent
Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette I enjoy seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Explorer I don't even know who Eddie Bauer is
Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Thunderbird I don't think front wheel drive will ever catch on
Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the fall
Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the fall
Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Kiahatsu Corp
Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis (See above)
Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an 18 wheeler
MGB I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce hearings
Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a...
Puegeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans Am I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be impossible to me
Rolls Royce Silver I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
Toyota Camry I am still in the closet
Volkswagen Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Microbus I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon I am afraid of my wife
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Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit

That's me... :D (well, the no credit part... I've been out of HS for about 4 years now, graduated when I was 17)
 
Originally posted by Prowler@Aug 14 2003, 11:17 AM
Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
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:werd: :D
 
i think u left out the one for CRX

Honda CRX- You are super cool and get all the ladies.
 
That one for Mustang is awesome. Matches me to a T when I'm in the right mood. ;)

110 down a 4 lane 40 mph zone on the way to work tonight... hell, ALMOSTY every night. LOL. My car hates me.
 
Originally posted by Afipunk21@Aug 15 2003, 02:56 AM
if by cool you mean cheap and by ladies you mean dong, yeah that sounds about right.
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Don't you have a crx?
 
That's why its in the Anything Goes forum, its not pertaining to swaps.

And Nick drives a del slo.
 
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