Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Mar 10, 2006.
Haiti. Complete with work visas.
Looks like the Monkey saved that cat from the Domokuns.
i figure if i get a monkey it'll keep my 5 cats in check during the day while i'm gone
i want a real monkey, not a hatian...
Do a HS search for "Monkey attack" there are a few threads eve here
I know a person that owns a chimp. Dont know how they got it though.
"...You know whats even better? Driving home from work knowing theres a monkey in your house waiting to battle you..."
At my gf's old workplace (www.starstruck.com) they had a monkey, and they built this huge cage for it in the waiting room.
Wait for it...
It was a cage with a bunch of kid's toys in it and stuffed animals....
thick metal bars...
And a rope hanging in the middle of the cage....
The monkey wasn't there that day.....
I had no clue that they even had a monkey.....
So I told the receptionist "I've been around the world, .. you know... and I have got to say that is the most AWESOME kiddy area I've ever seen" The receptionist fell out of her chair and was rolling, crying and trying to breathe. It was only when someone came out to see what the ruckus was that they told me they had a monkey.
Black dude walks into a bar, He's got a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender says "Hey, that's really nice ! Where did you get it?"
"Africa," said the parrot.
the part they dont tell you about, is where the monkey eats the kitten.
Maybe try this link?
i've heard if you dont give them the attention they need or somethin... they crap in their hand and throw it at you.. i dont know though.. i just heard this somewhere
i;m guessing thats where the term "shit fit" comes from?
i guess i don't really need a monkey then, i get enough shit fits from my gf
thats fucking awesome
I honestly believe that when I have a house and stuff established I am going to purchase a monkey to play wihtmy cats.
I have 4 cats.
And I'm getting a house very soon . 4 Months, and I move in on July 1st so here comes time for the monkey.
I wouldn't mind having a monkey
My aunt used to have two monkeys like that, but I think a little bigger. That was when she lived in Saudi Arabia or Indonesia though.
btw, reminds me of Rafiki and Simba!
shit, i want a monkey now.
1 Monkey = 4 children
No fuckin way.
this website has EVERYTHING for sale.
when i used to deal with bearded dragons and veiled chameleons i would handle business on there... great site.
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