work convo of the day

[Capt. Orygun]

Lady: The neighbors dog just attacked my car

Me: Oh I'm sorry, is the car okay?

Lady: well, what do you mean?

Me: Well there's allot of trauma sometimes after a dog attack, did you sit the car down and bring it a cup of water *realizes automatic smart ass button was left on*...

Lady:...

Me: *turns off button*, haha, no I mean how bad is the damage to the car?

eventually I told her to file a police report but I need to focus a bit more when talking to distraught old ladies I think...

 

[posol]

wtf?

 

[TurboMirage]

hahaha nice!

 

[BigJ]

lol. good shit.

 

[Celerity]

I was on the phone at work.. During a pause while something was loading


Client: "Man it's freezing outside"
Me: "It is ?"
Client: "Yeah, it's below 0, where the heck are you?"
Me: "I'm in India"